anyway, i went grocery shopping. i like going to the grocery store, i just dont like the fact that i spending money. oh. yeah. merry xmas to me, i bought some more books. i think thell be here in a week, but amazon says not before the 24th. and, then, and then, and then, im gonna blow some more money. i was actually gonna do that the other day, but what i wanted isnt avalible till after available. oh well. suppose i can get it locally, if i have to.
so, gensoy now has a "fudge cookies and cream" bar. i dont know if i like it as much as the "fudge brownie", or "chocolate mint" bar. good thing i didnt buy too many. oh i also bought ice cream. its been suuuuuch a long time since ive had ice cream. i want mango ice cream$#@!$@! i bought some sort of espresso, ice cream, and caramel ice cream. and beer. had to get a 32 oz. do they not make 40s anymore? wtf am i supposed to drink when im sitting on the porch, chillin with the homies?@#!@?$!#$?
Yes = No.
No = Yes.
Maybe = No.
We need = I want.
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry.
We need to talk = I need to complain.
Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead.
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
You're so .... manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like.
I'm hungry = I'm hungry.
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy.
I'm tired = I'm tired.
Nice dress = Nice chest!
I love you = Let's have sex now.
I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
What's wrong? = I guess sex is out of the question.
May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to have sex with you within the next ten minutes.
Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and then I'd like to have sex with you.
I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay.
so on and empty stomach it only takes one beer for me. thats just sad. i should cook something so i can cover it in pepper. i walked past the jalapeno sauce, and my mouth started to water. i bought a bunch of apples to put the lemon, chili, salt on. yuuuuum. and pasta, meat, bread, uh, wheat thins, and bananas. i forget what else.
i should clean. i cleaned up a bit, but made a mess of it all before i left the house. i need to stop collecting crap. im always afraid to throw away shit. tough, rickett said he was the same way and when he thew a bunch of his stuff away, he felt sooooo much better. maybe i will.
ive decided to make my own clothes. i enjoy shopping for clothes, but i dont enjoy spending the money. i want to go to the "fashion district" some time soon. i need to call tom and find out when he got the stuff for that one jacket i barfed on. i like it. well, i dont know that i barfed on it but considering i was drunk enough to get kicked out of the club and tom had take care of me. im pretty sure i did. i just remember being on the floor telling everyone to leave me alone, and having people i did not know trying to take care of me. they knew my name, n shit. it was freaky. i didnt want water, i wanted to pass out. LEAVE ME ALONE@#$!#$@!$@ that was bad. too many people were buying me drinks. funny how im fine till i have to sit. im always fine, till i get sick. then im like "oooh shiiit" and go sit down. then when people bother me, i barf. or move me. try to move me, and thats it. its all over. all i want to do at that point it sleep, and people are always like "naomi, naomi, naomi, naomi, naomi, naomi, naomi, naomi, naomi". its probably that whole fresh air thing too. whats that all about? cause im fine inside, then i feel sick and go out side, and it get worse. think someone tld me fresh air maske it worse. i dont know that im buyin it. i dont know how tom does it. he just goes and barfs. im like "are you ok?" and hes like "yeah, wheres my drink". you cant even tell hes drunk. its fuckin scary.
whats weird, is i used to get shit faced with leah before we even got in the club, and then drink while there, and never got sick. for a while there i only got sick with one person. i think the time i got sick at the club was the only other time. i think when im out i drink to fast. im like, damnit im not getting drunk, and before you know it ive had too much. then other times i drink too slow, i dont get drunk.
oh, yes. i just heard my mom banging a spoon on a pot. that means food. oh, yes. oh, yes. oh, yes.
hrm, what else can i go on about...
so, some dude caled the land line, and i dont know who. might have been work, cause i called them today. they said theyd call my cell, but didnt. though, the cell is flaky so they probably did. hiedi hasnt called. she wants me to go to vegas, but im too lazy.
i have to pee :o\
i have to pee agian.