jag: well.. *stupid jag smirk*
jag: i saw this porno, where this guy stuck a qtip in his dick, and jerked off, and shot it across the room
jag: and i was bored..
jag: so i stuck it in, and i was like "HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT HURTS BATMAN"
jag: so i took it out and i sat on the john for a while more.. and i thought "hrrmmm, could that really have hurt that much ?"
jag: like it maybe something i needed to get used to
jag: so i tried again, and it really does hurt that much
angelicdestiny: im fuckin dying
jag: I'M GLAD YOU CAN FIND HUMOR IN MY PAIN