me: strange girl
her: i thought that was fucking hilarious!
hey, do you always wash your pussy right after you masturbate?
me: haha, depends on how dirty i made myself feel ;o)
her: hahahahahaha you're fucking FUNNY!
her: did you masturbate today?
no, did you?
and did YOU wash your pussy right after???
her: no, but i'm about to go take a shower. usually i do wash my pussy right after, because i'm paranoid about it's cleanliness. Actually, that's why I don't masturbate that often. I know I will have to wash my pussy afterwards and I'm too lazy to do that more than once a day.