July 8th, 2000

shhh

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jag: i stuck a qtip up my urethra twice.. it really hurts.. it burns even.. incredibly shitty
angelicdestiny: why?
jag: well.. *stupid jag smirk*
jag: i saw this porno, where this guy stuck a qtip in his dick, and jerked off, and shot it across the room
jag: and i was bored..
jag: so i stuck it in, and i was like "HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT HURTS BATMAN"
jag: so i took it out and i sat on the john for a while more.. and i thought "hrrmmm, could that really have hurt that much ?"
jag: like it maybe something i needed to get used to
jag: so i tried again, and it really does hurt that much
angelicdestiny: lol
angelicdestiny: im fuckin dying
jag: I'M GLAD YOU CAN FIND HUMOR IN MY PAIN
shhh

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never have sex with james...

james: how can i get tired when im done in 2 minutes?
james: hehe
angelicdestiny: haha
james: i mean
james: no
james: not me
shhh

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james: fine
james: i dont need love anyway
james: im strong
james: i can be alone
angelicdestiny: FINE
james: plus i have a chest hair to keep me company

what a man... but i still dont belive he has chest hair :o)
shhh

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james: wow, im getting alot of journal air time
james: i wonder if thats good or bad
james: considering theyre all belittling of me i guess it cant be good

;-)