November 28th, 2002

shhh

man, i just woke up

and my fuckin head hurts. i wanna drink, but thats probably not a good idea with a headache. so im havin water. we have so much water at work, but i forget to drink it. i should write it on my forehead so people can ask me about it. when i wrote it on my hand, i still forgot. probably cause i had gloves on most of the time.

i want to get drunk, eat some turkey and pass out. is that too much to ask?

so the plan is to stop eating chips, make coffee, clean room, drink coffee, clean room, take dump to get rid of the chips youve been eating (the less food in me, the sooner and less it will take for me to get drunk. the coffee is to speed the pooping process up a bit), clean room, drink beer and be glad that you cleaned up before you got drunk, cause the last thing you need is trip over something and crack your skull open.

time to get stared.

heh:
"you are kind of scary. but i find that interesting"
http://www.livejournal.com/talkread.bml?journal=jamzilla&itemid=501079
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    amused amused
shhh

no, im not drunk yet, but...

HAPPY DRUNKEN TURKEY DAY!@#!$@#!$#!

ok, now the drinking has begun.

prophei: happy gobble gobble!!
xangelicdestinyx: DRUNKEN TURKEY DAY$#!@$#@!$@#$@#!
prophei: !!!!!!
xangelicdestinyx: !@@$#!$@#@#$@#$#@
prophei: ^%^&#@%*#&@((@&#!!!!!!!!!!
xangelicdestinyx: %!@%#!%!%@#%@#$%#!@$#!@!@
xangelicdestinyx: i win :oP
prophei: AHHH!!!!!
xangelicdestinyx: O :o)
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    bored bored
shhh

uhm

im thankful that my mom did end up going to the store and buying beer. she even bought turkey. said it was cheaper than the sweet potatoes. i likes me some sweet potatoes, not yams.

good thing i emptied out before i started drinking, cause she didnt buy much. in case of an emergency, i have some hard lemonade from a while back sitting around. woohoo, go me.

i cant wait for the turkey to be done. i like the skin the best. that and the fact that you wanna go night night, afterwards. mmm, night night.

i worry the more i drink, the louder my singing gets, cause i cant sing worth shit. thats why i like being in my car. i can do whatever i want, and no one can hear me. hour drive? lets go!@#$!$@#!

damn, would someone feel (<--- haaahahahha) feed me, already. its gonna be hours till i can eat turkey skin.

next summer im livin at the beach. ive already got it all planned out.

would i please stop swerving.

oh, and im thankful for my creditd card. thank you for letting me spend money that i dont have at a fuckin 30% apr.

and im thankful for spell checkers. sometimes.

ive gotta pee.
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    drunk drunk
shhh

Al Green - For the Good Times

Don't look so sad, I know it's over.
But life goes on, and this world keeps on turnin'.
Lets just be glad, we had this time, to spend together.
There is no need, to watch the bridges, that we're burnin'

Lay, your, head, on my pillow.
Hold your warm, and tender body, close to mine.
Hear the whisper, of the raindrops.
Falling softly, against my window.
Make believe you love me, one more time.
For the good times.
For the good times.

I'll get along, and I'm sure, you'll find another.
But baby please remember.
I'll be here, I'm gonna stay right here.
If you should ever find you need me.

Don't say a word, about tomorrow, or forever.
There'll be time, enough for sadness, when you leave me.

For the good times.
For the good times.

Lay, your, head, on my pillow.
Hold your warm, and tender body, close to mine.
Hear the whisper, of the raindrops.
Falling softly, against my window.
Make believe you love me, one more time.
For the good times.
For the good times.
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    cold cold
shhh

well, im awake and sober now

i woke up and was like "wtf? what happened". guess i just took a nap, thats all. i think i dreamt i was a vampire, cause i woke up thinking "im gonna have james make me some teeth".

i guess i was passed out when my mom finished cooking. so now shes screaming about 100$ worth of left overs. what 100$? shut the fuck up. she didnt even make my favorite part of the turkey. is all soggy shit. bet i told her "i hate turkey skin".

jaz says "go to perv". actually sounds tempting, its just a shame im so damn lazy.
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    bored bored
shhh

HEAD HURTS

i didnt even drink a lot. wtf. its not like i got shitfaced. i dont remember dinner being ready though. i was really out. wish i could go back to sleep. im gonna be bored all fuckin night. 3 more fuckin days. wish i had weed.
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    bored bored