i shit 3 times within the past few hours. here is the convo...
xangelicdestinyx: im sick
jag: how ?
xangelicdestinyx: LOTS OF SHIT
jag: what have you eaten today ?
xangelicdestinyx: ummm
xangelicdestinyx: dunno
jag: lots of cheerios ?
xangelicdestinyx: yeah
xangelicdestinyx: just had some
jag: yeah lots of cereal will give you the shits
xangelicdestinyx: i didnt eat lots
xangelicdestinyx: only 2
jag: hrmmm
jag: anything else ?
jag: what kinda shit was it ? watery or solid ?
xangelicdestinyx: it gets softer everytime
jag: good kinda
jag: softer is better
jag: not too soft though
xangelicdestinyx: real soft this time
jag: SOMEDAY I MIGHT HAVE TO CHECK YOUR SHIT
jag: take a look at it in the bowl to make sure its decent
xangelicdestinyx: uh huh
jag: i just like shit.
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xangelicdestinyx: posted :o)
jag: neat.. =]
xangelicdestinyx: k goto sleep
jag: gnite darling, thanks for telling the world i'm a shitfiend.
xangelicdestinyx: anytime