*ahem* WTF?#@!?#@!#%@?
I don't like you. I never liked you. I don't want to be near you. I detest the sound of your voice. I hate the way you look in the morning, and watching you sleep makes me want to puke. When you're sick, I wish I had the balls to poison you. When you're healthy, I stare longingly at bottles of liquid draino in the market. Was I blind? Was I drunk? Did I first kiss you on a dare? I don't remember, and I don't care. I don't care in the least. And above all, dear companion. I do not love you. I do not love you like the west wind loves the autumn leaves. I do not love you like the pit of hell loves a tarnished soul. I do not love you like a Dust Bowl field loves a summer rain. But I will laugh, at your funeral, when you die.
Yours,
-Truly (for those of you who asked,this is one of hawks "away" msgs)
HAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
ill have to remeber not to msg hawk while hes "away" again ;o) :oP
ooo, today is good so far. my modem just arrived :o)
hahaha. figures. for some reason my computer was set back a few days, so its said this post was posted on the 8th AND the freakin modem isnt working on my other computer. i bet i never get my retainers, either. monday better not be as shitty as the past few hours. i think its past my bedtime or something.
