that cameron diaz (probably cause they were talking about her in shop the other day) was my girlfriend. we were sooooo happy together. she had a dick. i didnt see the dick, i felt it. i went to touch her and felt the boner. i remember thinking, "wtf" and trying to pretend like i didnt notice. then i think we had to go to war with aliens, or some shit like that.
jp swears that he is sooo damn good in bed. you know, i think ive heard that somewhere before. i should let him give me oral sex just to watch him fail. hahahahha$@#!$@#!$@!
yay for rain. rain, rain, rain!%#!@$%!@@$#!
my mom just fought with me over food. like ive been stealing it from her. i should be. she cant even shower with the lights on.